earthly view from Bukit Panjang

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Pulau Blogging

I went blog hopping yesterday. Actually it was more like blog hopping-hopping-hopping as I went to view my friend’s blog followed by his/her friend’s blog and so on and on. Honestly I do not realize much much much earlier the fact that there are a wide variety of blogs out there in the cyber world.

Unfortunately going through most of the blogs can be a very vexing experience. There are quite a few blogs out there when you click on to it, suddenly without warning your speaker will blast out some loud trashy rock bands that will make you jolt in sudden surprise. At least they are much better than those belting out some corny pop-ish boy-band tracks.

Some lagi best. Actually this “phenomena” can be traced back to Friendster. Just like in their Friendster account, this group of bloggers actually plastered all over their blog pictures of them in various kawaii pose. Stretching out their hands in the air with their handphones in hand, they would sheepishly smile at the camera while snapping up the picture themselves. Their blog & Friendster profile would be filled with ga-zillions of such self-taken photos in various poses. Its like so………what the hell? Getting 1 or 100 photos of yourselves would not change the fact that your face is still your face no matter what. By adopting different kawaii pose does not change the fact that you are ugly. People will not right click on your photos to save them. You will only get cursed at as by clicking on to your blog will only make my computer lag. Simply shamelessly narcissistic.

If you read my blog (which is what you are doing right? that is so stupid of me), you will notice that I keep my blog layout as simple as possible. I adore and embrace minimalism. Especially so in the world of blogging as I believed that blogs are meant for the sole purpose of documenting one’s views on various issues to be read by others. As it is meant to be read by other people like you, keeping it simple is the rule. If it is not meant for the reading pleasure of others, I would be better off writing one of those Popular bookshop “Made-in-China” diaries with blue puffy angels adorning its cover with tiny cutesy golden locks at the sides to keep it secure right?

Yet with the rising popularity of blogging, bloggers are spoilt for choice in choosing the layouts for their blogs. You will rarely see any two blogger sharing the same layout. Mine is a perfect example, but only maybe because my layout is so passé. Some of the layouts I have seen are pretty cool. But some are just plain dumb. Once you click on to the link, you will be greeted by a super-large image or some super-imposed tacky phrases like, “my mind is confused…” or “the world is blind”. Come on, coming up with such cheem phrases only makes you look like PCK quoting Shakespeare.

And the best part is that usually their entry would be confined to a small tiny box that occupies exactly 1/5 of the total area of the monitor screen. You will have to scroll down this tiny “box” just to read his entry. Most probably these groups of bloggers are expecting Polly Pockets to read them. Then again its better to spare Polly from such a visual abuse.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Hard Gay

The other day Shaun, the new NS guy in my Dept, recommended me to watch “Hard Gay” on YouTube. With a name like that, it is definitely something not to be missed. Moreover more so it being a Japanese comedy.

So I typed “Hard Gay English Subtitled” in YouTube and to my amazement there were like pages after pages of Hard Gay videos. And what was amazingly surprising was the fact that on average, each video was seen by an average of 100,000+ viewers.

The videos are all super funny. I laughed till I almost suffered an athsma attack for not breathing in sufficient air. The pelvic thrusts, leather SM outfit, corny Ricky Martin tune and the signature “wohoooooo” are all too much for me to handle. From just watching one video out of sheer curiousity, I ended up watching 10 videos on the first night alone.

Comedians like Hard Gay are very hard to come by now. Most comedians now are just plain lame. Try to watch any Channel 5 sitcoms and you will get my point. Hard Gay rely solely on his creative juices (which in turn will leave viewers secreting out other juices!).


By the way this morning Miss Japan Kurara Chibana was crowned 1st runner up for Miss Universe and boy was she soooo damn hot!!!!

Aishiteru Kurara-San !!!


Wednesday, July 19, 2006

stupid KFC

Strangely my eyelids seemed to be practicing pull-ups at around noon today even though the World Cup days are long gone. A short power nap during lunch hour is an almost certain affair. Yet I still must have my lunch. The egg sandwich and a juicy red apple my mum packed for me will hardly keep my tummy happy for the rest of the day. Thus I decided to head down to Novena Square to grab the latest offering by KFC which is..................*chicken chop*.

Just the mere thought of the thick and sticky mushroom sauce being spread out evenly across the naked tender piece of chicken as well as having the erected ramrod straight crinkle cut fries in your mouth could melt even my taste bud (and mind you, by having a girly waist size 29 I don’t really normally drool over food). So there I was with the sun shinning ever so brightly 180 degrees over my unprotected head, I headed down for a 5 minutes walk down to Novena Square. Actually it was 15 minutes if you count the hassle of the security checks in NPPK and the detours as a result of the construction works beside Novena Square.

After surviving the sun, security clearance & detours I was finally greeted by the smiling old bird, Colonel Sanders. I proceed to place my order and went on to say the magic words “take away”. Another 15 minutes would have passed after I battled the various obstacles to reach the comfort zone of my cubicle. Drooling once again, I proceed to open the lid of the KFC box.

*ta~dah*.......I discovered inside the box there were the coleslaw, mushroom sauce & the chicken. There were also packets of chilli sauce. I then began to wonder just what the hell am I going to use that many chilli sauce for? To mix with my coleslaw? Granted that I may dip some of the chicken bits into the sauce but with that many chilli sauce given, it is a bit strange right? Suddenly it hit me. The imbecilic minah who served me forgot to pack in my precious crinkle cut fires.

I was utterly outraged and incensed. How can they do this to me? My lunch hour is already that precious to me as I badly need to squeeze in some time to snooze away as well. So I am in a dilemma. Either to spend a greal deal of at least 20 minutes more to go back and demand my fries or to forget about the fries totally and save all the hassle altogether. Guess what my choice was?

I went back to the bloody store! Security checks, detours, damned sun, sweat and everything!

Hey hey.....I know some of you will call me being kiasu or acting like some idiot from some kampung in Johore but I would say it is more about understanding one's right as a consumer. By the way my lunch somehow or another tasted horrible after that.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

star * gazing


me : Gimme a break guys, just because I managed to dribble past all of you doesn't mean you got every right to stare at me like that. Its, er... kinda uncomfortable you know.

Zinedine Zidane : I zizn't know zat Zingaporeanz played zoccer. Ze only zing zat I know bout Zingapore is zat their KFCs make wonzerful Zinger burgers.

me : Oh yea, Zinger burgers are sinfully good. But we are better known for alot of other things as well. You can find different things that will be of interest for different individuals. For you Monsieur Zizou, I would recommend Yun Nam hair care.

Zinedine Zidane : Wat is zat?

me : Its Yun Nam. Y-U-N N-A-M hair care. 100% beijing gurantee to grow the perfect bushy turf on your hairless pate.

Zinedine Zidane : Are you trying to make fun of me you piece of Zingaporean s**t?

Djibril Cisse : Chill ma' man. Zun get zo worked up over your bald pate.

Shunsuke Nakamura : Aight sumitomo denki fujitsu toyota honda kawasaki nagasaki kinokuniya.

Michael Ballack : Wad ish thish Japanish trying to shay?

me : Oh nothing. He just commented saying that Germans are a bunch of gay boys.

Franz Backenbauer : Wad?

Shunsuke Nakamura : (giggling) Mitsubishi mos burger takashimaya arigato subaru!

Oliver Kahn : Now wad?

me : hi hi...He's saying that you Germans made the best sausages yet when it comes to the real thing, all of you are nothing more than french fries !

Franz Backenbauer : All right that does it, I am gonna slug it out wid him'.

Michael Ballack : Yea! I am gonna show him just how big our french fries are....

Shunsuke Nakamura : Sumimasen! Sumimasen!

(Ballack proceed on to "abuse" Nakamura)

Franz Backenbauer : Er....dat was not what I had in mind Michael when I said I wanna slug it out wid him'.

Harry Kewell : Blimey! Can I join you mate?

Shunsuke Nakamura : *sob sob*